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Fresh Mudkip of Hoenn
Now this is the tail, all about how
My life got flipped, and I almost drowned
And I'd like to take a second, just chill right there
I'll tell you how I became the lackey of a trainer named Claire.
In the west Hoenn area, hatched and raised
In the swamps is where I spent most of my days.
Swimming out, chilling, relaxing all cool,
And kicking some Lotads outside of the pool.
When a couple of Swamperts, who were up in no good,
Started making problems in my neighbourhood.
I got in one little battle and Mama Marshtomp got scared
And said, We're giving you to a trainer in Hoenn named Claire.
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my hobo pack and sent me on my way
Giving me kisses she pushed me into the stream
I floated on downwards and started a new dream.
Who the hell is that? I wondered to myself
As I spotted a kid close to the river's shelf.
She had huge ass eyes and hair the colour of blue,
and at that moment I realized I had found a weeaboo.
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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